Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

https://edibleanus.com/edible-anus-chocolates-unique-gift/home-of-the-original-chocolate-anus/

source?

ty for your service

ty for your service

is this real

Lol

I’ve never told a single lie in my life

I mean, I eat ass so

I can’t respond to your other comment bc snooggums is banned from my instance

It’s one of those things that works in movies because it’s something you can get away with if you’re incredibly attractive. There’s a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it’s something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

I think this is what people aren’t understanding. Someone who does this repeatedly surely must have learned that it’s okay/works from a history of doing it, so they’re probably very attractive. I’m pretty confident that most normies would react much more playfully/positively than the responses in the comments here if an incredibly attractive person did this to them. If the goal is to swap spit anyway, you’re not gonna be thinking about the germs on their fingers

I mean I certainly wouldn’t trust any random VPN company, but I trust ProtonVPN

no this is real

I would die for your campaign

I can’t vote either bc I also refuse to turn off my VPN 😅

Yeah I thought I disabled that, but apparently not. Silly that that seems to be the default

She forgot to mention his lazy eye

I made this greentext with photoshop in response to this post

The correct response is obviously to demand to lick her finger to get your sauce back