Oi! How did you manage to steal this fine artwork from Michael Faraday’s secret lab books? They’re kept under lock and key at the Royal Society Institution!!

Edit: correction.

His role is Assistant to the Stache; a humble public office.

It’s ok, the Autism :3 release is now stable so you should be good to install it; I’m currently running the Autism :3.1 test release in a sandbox.

Honestly that’s standard for a foreign national when appearing before government investigation committees, particularly one who doesn’t think they’d do well when grilled by people with way more experience in arguing the point, see Mark Zuckerberg not attending his invite to a UK parliament select committee hearing.

It’d be a bold and stupid play for him to show up and incriminate himself further, though it would have been entertaining to watch the moment of realisation that he’s in way over his head spread across his face.

On behalf of the rest of the country that has more brain cells than a used tea bag, we’d like to issue an apology to Madrid, the Netherlands, and yourself for his ignorance.

There’s some of us here who are trying their best to educate these people but it feels like trying to hold water in a sieve.

I genuinely don’t like eating steak.

I’ll eat it if it’s put in front of me but I genuinely just don’t get the appeal of a giant slab of meat that’s that chewy (even after being tenderised) and fights you when you cut it.

Steak chunks that have marinated in a sauce for a long time until they melt apart in your mouth is devine.

But a giant hunk just slapped on the plate isn’t my thing at all and I don’t understand why people like it.

Watch as Trump goes full Henry VIII and starts his own church purely to make raping pre-teens a religious practice and for the tax exemption.

Agreed, I am more than happy to donate to keep this going if I get a summary of where the money is going 😊

You want comfort British wizard comfort characters: read the Rivers of London series.

Surely one only needs to increase the number of buttered cats attached to the generator axel to increase the torque and therefore the energy generated?

I can only speak from the generator side, is there a mechanical engineer specialising in buttered cats amongst us that can confirm/correct this hypothesis?

Even asking for unlimited youth is tricky for the monkey paw could just make you forever a baby.

Now that wouldn’t necessarily mean you’d end up being an adult brain in a baby’s body, just straight up a 1 year old that never develops, always reliant on someone else. You’d literally have 1 year before you’d be surrendered to some sort of institution as a medical oddity whilst you comprehend nothing doomed to overwhelming stimulus forever.

Best you could hope for is specifying an age in your life you consider to be what your physical peak was and just deal with the lack of mental development completion if that physical peak was before being roughly 25 years old.

ESA erasure is a crime.

Mate you can’t be doxxing Nora like that, poor thing will get worn down by incessant and unsuitable scribe-chancers!

Ow my bones!

Yeah and the wild thing is that the importance axis is cut-off, by the time it reaches 10+ screens that’s the single most important employee who if they were runover by a bus tomorrow, the company will just randomly implode one day when something only they know how to maintain just falls over and no contractor can untangle the spaghetti infrastructure.

The thing is, they haven’t had a pay rise since screen 6 but somehow are just unphased even by inflation.

Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.

If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.

And to think the truth would have remained buried had Robert not consumed every gas station pill available.

So I think Behind the Bastards and The Dollop would fit as a subcategory under the first one of “journalists and comedians riff on some of the worst people in history as their producer tries to keep them on topic and avoid being cancelled”.

It’s both, because reducing the number of people and the options they have available to work the system is both usually cheaper to operate and it makes key performance indicators that their bosses have set go up.

The latter is where the stupid comes in and is usually more insidious because everyone always forgets that when a metric becomes a target it ceases to be an effective metric. The end result is a rats-nest of perverse incentives and compliance theatre. But the c-level bosses don’t care because arbitrary numbers went up.

Until he dies.

If un-armed Americans getting killed at home didn’t get him removed, armed Americans getting killed overseas won’t get him removed, no matter what happens he will refuse to leave office alive.

There’s 300 million of you and 1 of him, do the whole world a favour AND FUCKING K-[Redacted for legal reasons but you get the idea].