They had a 24 hr rotation

In the future instead of renting an apartment you will rent a parking space and P.O. Box so that you can sleep in your car. The laundromat and showers might be included or they might be pay per use.

I only know what synergy means from Balatro

Bed bugs when humans invented beds

Maybe this will lead to San junipero for real

The example of the age of your account made me realize I’m old

The plot of Lucy could have been avoided with a set of bolt cutters

Could also be kidney stones

Land of the free is a national anthem lyric, bend the knee is from game of thrones

100% of acid rain contains dihydrogen monoxide

Understandable mistake, as with them being your employer you would expect it to be a 401k plan

#NoTallVampires

Give the herbivores abstinence only education

As long as embrapa also gives a 3x multiplayer it will be ok

You can both end your employment immediately, and just like it’s nice of you to give notice it’s also nice of them to give severance pay

And if your car has radar that shows you the speed limit it doesn’t recognize the times or the “when flashing” and then your car is probably telling lexisnexis you’re speeding when you aren’t

Doctors and dentists do seem to contradict each other. Doctor says several small meals instead of one big one, dentist says the more often you eat the worse it is for your teeth. Doctor says you need fruit, dentist says it’s too much sugar.

This is like a sketch from whose line is it anyway

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The older I get the less I like that one