Mmm, pizza broth… Actually, would that be considered broth, or would it be too thin?

Seriously. Like, how would the chatbot even know if you did shut it off?

Thanks for taking the hit so the rest of us don’t have to.

My guess is her lips are sticking to each other?

You joke, but Japanese Twitter is full of corpo simps.

shrugs The various Pacific island nations probably don’t have any fuckery going on, even if only because they lack the ability. Or if they do, they’re too small to be obvious about it, which I’ll admit is probably as good as it gets.

Regardless of your actual politics, we’re still funding MAGA shit because we’re too poor to dodge our taxes. So I fully support people boycotting American businesses, same as with any business based in other countries doing evil shit.

The usage of “ghosted” as slang for “lied” is the only one I wasn’t already aware of, but as a crotchety millennial I must sadly acknowledge that what I’m with isn’t it anymore.

A reminder that the taxes in question were levied to recoup the costs of French and Indian War, which the colonists started.

Multiple people are typing…

Is the sustainable jet fuel in the room with us?

Ackshually, he never specified that any of those were wishes.

Nah, Sleeping Dogs is on Steam.

Intelligence analysts used the advanced technique that insiders refer to as “basic pattern recognition”.

Market traders are probably the only entities on the planet who are still surprised by negotiations falling through yet again.

Well, you’re also not the target audience. This is aimed at the people who buy Madden every year, who are already inured to predatory monetization, and so will probably just roll over and take it.

They were trying to hide their relationship, though. Any talk of hypothetical Skywalker kids would have raised the question of who the mother would be, which leads straight back to Padme, so Anakin absolutely would not have ever brought the subject up. Unless he was high as a kite on painkillers, maybe.

What did that poor astromech droid ever do to you?

I think it’s just that the characters’ creators are all dead.

Since you already financed the bridge, you can use all those rupees to power your magic armor now instead!