but clouds don’t really affect light levels that much, meanwhile up north it’s just… straight up night for most of the day during the winter.

least bittern
most bittern

i love that bluesky just keeps getting away with it like this
“oh well they said people can run their own instances, so that must be true!”
nope, you just can’t run a bluesky instance, can we please recognize this fact and stop giving the massive corporation the benefit of the doubt?

at this point i wholly despise joanne for making “magic = latin” the cultural default, for this precise reason
can’t even read genuine actual historically used latin without part of my brain going “haha weird hogwarts spell haha”

i mean we already have murder hornets, and bees are generally on our side on the war against hornets, so i’ll take monster bees.

Chicken walking like a dinosaur
Chickens With T-Rex Arms

unfortunately a lot of art just sorta glues a bunch of feathers to a deinonychus and calls it a velociraptor, but here’s some stuff i feel makes more sense.
(Also side note: t.rex probably was actually mostly naked, however it was likely skin rather than scales, like a giant plucked monster turkey, which IMO is significantly worse.)

this is now canon in the pokemon universe

“have these men tried not dying? It has worked for me thus far”

💦

may christ have mercy on my soul, i read this in watto’s voice

fwiw there were plenty of non-avian dinosaurs with beaks, ceratopsids for one.

i’d imagine they’d largely taste like wild turkey/alligator, since that’s basically what they were and how they lived.

pretty sure velociraptors were actually smaller lmao, more along the size of turkeys

cassowaries are significantly scarier than velociraptors would have been.

similarily there’s an already existing spaceport in northern sweden, they’ve yet to actually launch something into space but it’s not that far off! no one really seems to talk about it but like, holy shit little sweden can into space!

where did you come from blind-your-eye Joe

god i wish

wallonia? hello???