I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Will he finally be able to vote?

Silence! I concur.

Can’t call em Nazis, so that’s the next worst thing on the list.

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That’s going on my next resume

We’re digitally replacing Alec Guiness with Ewan Mcgregor, right?

When Obiwan died his clothes fell to the ground, so shouldn’t his ghost be naked?

One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

Ok you convinced me. I will rewatch all of Lower Decks next instead of Voyager.

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

In my country, Data enters you!

Paging Papa Smurf

“While Nintendo has trademarked the use of Super Mario worldwide under numerous categories, including video games, clothing and toys, it appears the company did not specifically state anything about the names of supermarkets.”

Kind of a legal version of the Air Bud rule.

I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!

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I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?

That one gets me too. Everybody in movies just hang up on each other all day.

Drugs

As we all know, the last to speak is correct.