I genuinely believe this was his way of getting involved in a “lower stakes” election, performing the same bribery as he did in the federal election, normalizing it, and using the Democrats victory as “proof” that he couldn’t have cheated the federal election.

That’s awesome. I like that it actually benefits the employees and is reasonably cost effective, while also being marketable as an efficiency tool. Plus, the design is way cool.

Sidewinder? I barely know 'er!

I admire it but also…wtf lol