Spaghetti_Hitchens
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52·2 years agoWhat’s up, my cisgenda?
3·2 years agoHave they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
6·2 years agoNo, no. The Raccoon Liberation Front of Tokyo is the one true cause!
OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!
11·2 years agoTurning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
23·2 years agoThe average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
2·2 years agoPushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
8·2 years agoI think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.
Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?
101·2 years agoCongrats on the sex
15·2 years agoNo no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!