Spaghetti_Hitchens

Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

LinuX

What’s up, my cisgenda?

Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

No, no. The Raccoon Liberation Front of Tokyo is the one true cause!

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

Joe mama

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

I think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?

Congrats on the sex

No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.

Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.