SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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6·3 days agoWe need to boycott Procter & Gamble!! They’re stealing our jobs and turning them into soap!
6·3 days agoI’ll settle with panel 3, if possible
Could this be one of the reasons why Iove both dragons and crows? Because shiny?
That was twist ending worthy of early M night shamamamanamamalan
I haven’t seen this meme in a while 😆
Stoned again, so 3 again
341·3 days agoAn friendship ended over something this petty
A friend and I were sitting on the curb, legs stretched out over the bike lane. I saw a bike coming and I picked up our bag and got up. He didn’t move and got mad at me for doing that “without warning” right before the cyclist rode between us (that was the only path they had). Ex-friend then turned their ire towards the cyclist calling them rude and whatnot. Fortunately the cyclist kept riding. I was finally able to tell them the bike is why I moved. And dude just tried to justify they could sit there if we had just curled our legs, saying there was enough room for the bike to pass. Bro. The entire lane is for the bike. We were just taking advantage of the fact there were no bikes around when we sat down. I had thought he would have the same response I had when the cyclist came. Apparently not and he ranted about it the whole way home. I blocked him when he drove off.
ETA: he was problematic before that and the weed wasn’t worth it
Ernest movies are the kinda cringe one can be proud to admit to loving
I verbally oofed
Does that mean I became a slutt on graduation day?
1·3 days agoIt’s a condition, not a race. I just wanted a word or phrase to use that didn’t have a negative connotation to it.
3 was what I was thinking, but I was too stoned to be sure
Don’t feel bad about it. He wouldn’t judge you for it, so why should anyone else? Especially yourself?
Yeah, “poytle” has grown on me and I’ve already written it in
Dude failed to put all the other gods into consideration
As did I. You also said it better than I did and in less words, which I like
Amateur! I died six times from cat bites already!! And I’m a friggin dragon!