I’m retiring next week from a union job with a community college. Insane benefits, pension, no overtime. Some eager 20something would be set for life. But, it tends to be older workers who see the value of such a position.

It’s Oracle. They have attractive little salesgirls who target faculty, telling them they can have this “awesome” website without techies. What they don’t tell them is, any new feature has to be done by them, and it costs. With Drupal, someone asks me for a feature, I can set it up for them in a few days.

🎵 There may be many more yet But they haven’t been discovered 🎶

Sandworms!

Now the US will invade to “just take the spice.”

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

After I retire, the college website will be switched from Drupal, which uses MySQL in a civilized fashion, to Modern Campus, which uses Excel. I don’t envy the person who will take over from me.

Make sure they’re not lickin’ em toadyfrogs!

Like the Lower Ninth Ward, Barrio Logan, Castro District? “Terrorists” like that?

MAGAs won’t get Jen’s irony. They’ll agree.

Murka don’t needem none of that Woke Communist Fake News Christianity. Jesus was a ripped alpha male who beat up on weaklings for fun, and told the poors to get a job!

I dust them with a little Cajun seasoning.

This is how it begins, but this isn’t how it ends.

ICE is the American Gestapo. Everyone in the United States is on the menu.

You know that. And I know that.

But try telling that to 100 million poorly educated voters who think billionaires are acting in their best interests, and public goods of any kind are for poors and losers.

That, is the evil brilliance of Republican marketing.

Well YOU won’t be going to Kolob! /s

Suck a toad, then do some cow tipping.

“Entrepreneurs” will soon be snapping up parking lots and charging rent for a space. Capitalism!..yay?

“John Ringo” sounds like he writes from his home in Mom’s spare room, when he’s not perusing the online manosphere.

“Fat Commando! This gut don’t wobble.”

The Fountainhead. Full stop. Purple prose by a Soviet hack writer with a serious r*pe kink, in praise of dog-eat-dog social Darwinism.

Well shit, that sure did own me. Totally worth it, Marquito!