Dude, the whole thing is a horror story. I had to put it down halfway through after seeing what happened to the humans

And book 1 didn’t?

Why are you starting a subroutine? Just dodge!

There is this internet classic

Where did you think Warhammer got it from

Miku has been AI slop since the beginning

Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she’s interested in you

Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that’s pretty good at splatting people.

Only if you’re a vampire with time stopping powers

Should have politely asked the seagulls to stop it now

Because we don’t have a gravemind to fill the role

Delicious when hexavalent

Up through the 70s, US mad scientists kept trying to use nukes for digging. They didn’t accomplish much besides irradiating everything nearby, including the natural resources they were trying to extract

Or hyping up conspiracy theories to cover for their own incompetence?

In Middle Earth, there are always Mordors than windows

Oh no, they’ve learned the secret of turning piss into gold from Infowars!

Texas, with the famously stable grid

8 years ago was the same administration as it is now

Of course it’s silent. It’s doubtful our sonar would pick it up, and if it did, it would sound like whales humping, or some kind of seismic anomaly