Funny, since there is no AI in BattleTech AKA MechWarrior

Not included: Yoko Ono

Isn’t that Duke Nukem?

Heatsink? Nah, 0 heatsinks 0 armor 11 C-ER PPCs

From random taxpayers to lawyers?

As evidenced by the other golden boy of the Party dropping that exact bomb, and nobody cared

What race? Thorium isn’t much more than an internet meme. Wikipedia has an entire section on the disadvantages, such as: hard to start up, hard to keep operational, and if it shuts down the whole core becomes a solid block of metal. There’s a reason the US stopped caring in the 60s.

Or Curt Connors

Go, unreasonably buff bird!

I know this one, you have to stick it with a plasma nade in the back after it charges. Watch out for the fuel rod gun though

About to get launched at a Russian bomber

Remember everything you just said when you hit act 3.

At what point do we say the author is just lyeing?

Under a mountain? No, clearly their entire society revolves around digging for gold while dodging dragons and balrogs

To say he was doing something useful at the time, instead of being a dickhead. Line of duty, probably means the city pays the medical bills.

Knowledge Fight is a podcast that exists to clown on Alex Jones, and occasionally other people like him. Being from KF means you are a comedian from Chicago and incredibly based.

At this point, “doesn’t suck” is variety on its own

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Maybe he meant that in the other way :)

If only there was some kind of office whose entire purpose was to do diplomacy like this with every country on the planet