Only for people who can fit their whole brains into 140 characters

Delves? They’re called Drukhari now.

“In exchange for agreeing to stop doing all the illegal stuff”

So, kinda?

I don’t want my pain taken away, I need my pain!

Dalinar, be reasonable

Round trip time, dude. 3 years late.

Okay chill out Cartagia

Remember that they’re splitting hairs to starve poor people here, but illegally raiding R&D money to pay the military

Hey, just because they use magic doesn’t mean they’re wizards. The biggest investiture tower, Urithiru, is actually associated with paladins

Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Trump may be sunsetting, but he’s always been a narcissistic racist. No abuse here

He’ll be better tomorrow

By Sigmar’s grace, better summon the elector counts!

Didn’t even show up in the movies. TARDIS was right there!

Congratulations China, you managed to do it without hitting your own ship this time

Of course not, arrows are too scared to go after Taln

Literally Kaladin Stormblessed

Who waaaants to liiiiive forevaaaaaa?
Who daaares to looove forevaaaaaa?