Just walk in with your resume and and ask to see the manager so you can shake their hand…

So less of a jam and more of a slam?

Blue collar generally refers to tradesmen, white collar is office work

I recently had a tour of the Redmond campus. They have multiple geothermal wells for power as well as an air conditioning system that uses almost no energy, it was pretty neat.

Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It’s the Dutch who are swamp Germans.

That’s the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

What’s Trump’s stance on Israel?

The bar is low and the concerns are high

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

It’s just Swamp German

That’s a shame, I prefer my burgers served on a snow shovel

Here in the US it’s Ginger Ale

Always has been

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register