Well the pinto had modest intentions. It was just meant to be an affordable compact car with good gas milage. The cybertruck is just a look-at-me-mobile for douche bros who have the rapey vibes of early Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And don’t forget the “ASMR” post from a day or two before that. Imagine if the whitehouse posted something like a thunderstorm and captioned it “ASMR: conservatives crying over bakeries making cakes for gay weddings.” while Biden was in office.

1/3 of the population is freaking out and screaming, 1/3 is saying “hell yeah, brother”, and a 1/3 is like “I thought egg prices were supposed to go down.”

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