This might just work. I’m in.

Wow! A whole 3 minutes! Better kiss the ground to show my appreciation for the Earth!

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

We have to see if the witches float!

Before we rush to judgment about witches. We really should test them to make sure that they are witches.

So we should thank TERFs for having a trans women Pope? Watching TERFs meltdown over these would be hilarious.

Many people are asking “Did JD Vance have a hand in the Pope’s death?”

Pierre Poilievre, is the ghost of Justin Trudeau in the room with us?

To a fascist, image is everything. Ruin their image for the sad, fucking weirdos that they are makes fascists weak.

The classic “Just jokin’, bro” defence.

Capitalism demands that line must always go up.

Don’t forget removing bike lanes!

No idea. All I know is Americans will use anything other than a lettuce.

Don’t worry, we’ll continue to hate trans people and anyone not white.

• The Government

I want this to happen.

This is how the media normalizes a blatant unconstitutional action.

If a billionaire thought it would be a good idea to cheap out on submarine contrusction. We might get lucky with the current crop of billionaires thinking being shot out of a massive gun is a good idea.

Go and warmonger your blood thirsty heart out. Remember, the only good xenos is a dead xenos.

“Please like me, everyone.”

• Musky

Sounds like a really great guy who has fourteen children and possibly more.

Classic Republican family values.