We call that “parasnailing”

Burned from the neck until dead

I’m normally fine but something about the shape and texture of the standard ibuprofen tablet just sticks to my throat, or at least feels like it’s sticking to my throat.

And then you have a handle to hold it by when you get to the end (beginning?)!

Because it’s so…sharp

The trailer for The Martian (2015) contained every plot point, including the finale.

Reading Words of Radiance by B. Sandy and listening to Children of Húrin by J.R.R. Tolkien, narrated by Sir Christopher Lee. Man does Tolkien convey a good deal of sorrow in the misfortunes of Men during the First Age.

I believe, as Jonathan Swift did, that we should simply eat the children.

I think this one will fit in the square hole!

I learned from experience that it cannot recover from cat nibbles

Right hand rule gang

Don’t forget how if you do freeze your account you often cannot block recurring or online purchases

I’m now sitting partially inside my couch’s end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.

The same can be said of moka pots. Every time you let soap touch a moka pot, an Italian sheds a tear.

There’s a few in Philadelphia I think

Ever since I had a smart phone