Stephen King’s The Stand, although I can definitely understand finding the process more frustrating than hilarious.

You might want to build up to it instead, but if you want Dick at his best, I think you should try The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch.

Zionism overrules all other laws, it would seem.

Especially when the Nazionists started bombing Beirut.

That sounds like exactly when you want to leave the US.

Oh I had to do that once in a traffic jam in Minneapolis 2021.

Oh please. Whoever gets the Dem nomination is going to continue all the evil warmongering and disastrous economic corruption Trump is guilty of, they’ll just be less obnoxious about it.

Yeah, Mad Man Theory, which dates back to the Nixon Administration. It’s debatable whether it worked back then, and it’s definitely not going to work against a theocracy.

Thanks for helping this fucker get power over us, Biden.

My impression is that this is one of those friendships where they rip on each other as a show of love, as if the intent is demonstrating that they’re so cool with each other that they can say things like that and it’s fine. That’s based on them being on a casual first name basis, anyway.

I do not believe for a second that Israel took measures against these soldiers. This is the military of the country that made celebrities of Israeli troops who sexually assaulted Palestinians on camera. Hell, it was on public record before 10/7 how much the IDF lets its troops get away with atrocities. https://www.972mag.com/israeli-soldiers-impunity-yesh-din/

And the Invasion of Iraq, support for the Gaza Genocide, etc makes America an order of magnitude more evil.

Okay, you’re so suspiciously insistent that I decided to look into it. Looks like meat consumption has dropped 10% in the US and 19% percent in Europe since 2010. Not necessarily attributable to vegetarians/vegans, but that’s a hell of a lot more than an iota: https://investigatemidwest.org/2025/12/16/meat-consumption-grows-in-us-and-asia-while-europe-is-on-the-decline/

Dow Jones drops ten points on announcement_

When do you get your time back?

We’ll barely be able to keep our earthbound cars running in the near future, let alone get them to fly!

5-Ish Art has done enough comics about sucking off her husband that I think you’d have to know her for like an hour before that becomes apparent.

Well, assuming she wanted into Butt Snipe Heaven.