How did they nazi that coming?

Easy. I only have black clothes. If there’s bleeding, I can’t see it.

I heard that one before. With the small, but important addendum of “as a friend”.

#WhatWouldMarioDo

Wait. Are the panels supposed to fall off?

And my axe!

1. Well shit…

Sure thing. 🤗

sets down a pack of chips in front of your door, knocks and leaves silently

Nothing wrong with that.

Love the autocorrect. Ü

At least it wasn’t well done, was it?

Don’t disturb me while I’m cleaning my server room!

You okay? Do you need a hug or just some chips and to be left alone?

Since I had a little sambuca accident and burned part of my beard I stay away from burning drinks. They sound nice though.

The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.

I’m not going to look that up, since I fear you uploaded something to “the hub”. Ü

That’s it guys. I found the American!

Is it 30p87?

Been 8+ year at the dame ISP. Last year they raised the prices by 11%. Changed providers and pay less for the first year with 4x the download speed. Shortly after I terminated the contract they called me to give me a special offer of 6 months free… I told them I already have a new ISP.