Depending on how bad it is, I’d definitely try to pull something like this. Its blunt and funny enough to be a way to start conversation again. It’s not really about the money, it’s a means to engage. Your character and delivery are key, so it’s not a formal attempt, more of a playful attempt.
I hope it helped!
Next step. build her a fort in the living room. Tell her it’s just for her, but she may also invite you in to her fort. Give her Fort space, and she may give you Fort company
Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It’ll blow flour all through the car and they’ll never get it out.
If you were observing as a third person watching in the slowest of slow motion, would the light from the headlights creep forward illuminating the void infront only slightly faster than the speed of which the vehicle is travelling?
Edit: assuming the vehicle is going factional slower than the speed of light.
When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I’m usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with “drive safe, I love you”. If I’m to sleepy to say drive safe I worry ‘what if today she is in an accident, and I didn’t say it’. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I’m too sleepy
Isn’t reddit content just a reflection of people, and people also exist on this platform
Yep I’m here
I can’t comment on anyone with toes out of their ears, but I’ve seen a lot people with their butt where their face is. Or at least it would appear so, as a lot of shit seems to come out of the hole in their face.
All jokes aside, nice shower thought though!
A good chef knife
Also makes and excellent chrismas/birthday present
Fire extinguisher & Fire extensioner
Actually it was a saved image from reddit - saved a while back. But sure, a repost lol
Laying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool
I don’t believe thay anybody will not enjoy this food, so buy now.