Sarcasmo

“Which M&Ms do you prefer, Tattoo?”

How do you think tires feel when they’re vulcanized? Try to put yourself in their treads.

At most companies there’s no option. You have to do the random drug they’re testing or risk termination.

Should have let that one go before putting on the rubber suit.

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Will probably never benus.

It’s unusual to see these. They’re usually buried deep.

You mean it doesn’t depend on how much groovin’ is on the record?

For some reason I saw schizophrenia medication.

Back the blue screen.

Ratatouille?

Uh…cloaking? Need to disengage before taking the pic. I’m sure it’s awesome though.

The Peepee Poopoo Man you say.

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And be sure to stay hydrated. It’s so important.

He who smelt it didn’t name it.

Such a cute squirrel. Why did your sister shoot it?

If I were surrounded by friends, chances are we’d all be on our phones surrounded by strangers.

I like how you put it where (you thought) nobody would look.

Failing to plan is like planning to fail.