Jokes on you they can legally kill your wife now

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Nah that’s the fabled war on Christmas

Exobiology in Elite: Dangerous. Just started last night and is already making some progress.

It tastes like freedom and democracy. *It’s a pun about liberty.

Marry her harder

Never have I done anal.

弟兄們，今天星期三

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Mandarin. I can speak Taiwanese as well.

你會哪些語言？(Traditional Chinese)

That’s about it. I am an interpreter and translator between English and Chinese.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to a real life shrimp called the mantis shrimp, which the game is referencing as well.

So, a coup in a couple years then?

Haha copypasta reference go woosh

Behing hopeful for better times during a bad time is different from being delusional of living in a good time while in fact living in a dystopian hellscape.

My Taiwanese ass thought this fish was cooked in boba tea and was hella confused 💀

Is that oral or anal?

I’m a 1, and yes I watch porn to collect “materials” to concoct the most perfect porn in my head that no one has seen and will never see.

It’s not like we’re constantly at odds with each other as well, normally I’d go to her bed, or she’d come to mine for a while before I sleep to “get them cuddles” as you put it.

Oh well, 7 years too late for me lmao