It might have been a better joke to depict Trump steering the self driving car.

I’ve never heard of “dwarf” before. Is Deep Rock Galactic part of it?

Here’s something quite similar

Would explainshell.com suffice?

Three piles of crap congregating in a toilet bowl. What else is there to say?

The kid says it as if they have a choice.

Omori

This is what happens when you don’t run up the stairs after turning the light on

I once went to see the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. It’s very beautiful, and I’ll happily visit again when it’s finally finished. However, when the tour guide told me to look up at the tower of Michael, or whichever butt buddy of Jesus it was, I could only see the one true god.

Whenever someone designs or purchases a smart device, this is what they need to be told. Is it really worth the risk for potential harm?

Deep Rock Galactic. Rock and stone, miner!

I considered it, but I don’t think that future me would care much to go out of their way to inform an internet stranger that their prediction from a year ago was correct.

Objectively the most rational reason to be there. It’s named X, after all.

It’s hard to feel any emotions while severing such impersonal relationships. I would advise you to do it whenever you feel like it’s the correct thing to do. Go where the users shine, the memes flow and the owners aren’t dipshit billionaires who mine your data, restrict the free internet and pollute your online experiences with conspiratorial nazi bullshit. Be a digital nomad.

This makes me want to invoke the remind me bot, but I don’t think we have one on Lemmy. I wager that we’ll see this exact statememt from fridge-chest when the US gets hit with the next wave of 'rona.

Death by toilet plunger. What a way to go!

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Someone’s got their priorities mixed up.

If all else fails, consider blinding them. You don’t need the power of the sun to achieve the same effect as it.

Head empty no thoughts :3

I don’t think Lemmy loads all of the comments in one go, I need to scroll all the way to see them all.