installs systemd on your kids PCs

You monster

Those who would give up essential anime to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither anime nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, probably.

It could be protected hyperbole, would depend on the jury I imagine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_threat

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Again

You have it all wrong, they enforce the company’s strict ethical standards by making sure nobody behaves too ethically. Someone has to make sure those puppy murder quotas are met!

I don’t want any wine, thanks.

Neat.

Are they just cable tied to the pole?

Even just wrapping them in tinfoil should work.

I’m guessing those emoji happen to encode the opcodes for a program?

Literally part of the dsm5 criteria is “symptoms cause clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning”, which is just a pretentious way of saying it “hinders average behaviour”.

I say that as another autist.

Can’t wait for the stoning DLC for the Sims (fnord)

Same, sousveillance is fine, it’s when it becomes surveillance it’s a problem.

Can we make him president?

I realized, the moment I fell into the fissure, that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse of which I had only a fleeting glimpse.

Historically speaking, the riots start when the bread runs out.

Works for billionaires

It’s a Moorean fact.

Such a society would ban onlyfans, since it exists solely to exploit vulnerable lonely people.