A Christmas miracle

Better quality uncensored version

It feels nice when people like a thing you made. Up votes are an easy way to see how many people like it.

People in media always make immortality sound awful. It really wouldnt be that bad, they always make little twists like you can’t ever die or nobody else can be immortal with you, all because its hard to make giving people more time to live seem awful without those twists. I find it fairly annoying.

They want to have the freedom to be able to pay for treatment

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Yeah Santa is very classist, he believes giving to the poor will create a dependence on welfare and drug checks the poor kids before giving them even cheap things

Just a dude getting rotated

No we can’t give them homes, think of the landlords. It’s unfair to them if we just give homes away.

P.S. Tip your landlords

The christian tradwife fetish is just about a free use full time submissive with a twee aesthetic, so I’m not that surprised

This reminds me of that reddit story about a mom who was pissed and went off on a hair stylist who wouldn’t shave his head for her daughter who had cancer

Xkcd kinda did a video on it except the earth is the one that stopped. It’s pretty much exactly the same result though

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5G1QG6cXc

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If something is Nuclear enough it can generate heat, its just the reactors make use of an actual reaction that nuclear waste can’t do anymore. Yever watch the Martian, he has a generator that’s fuel is lead covered beads of radioactive material, it doesn’t generate as much as reactors but it’s still a usable amount.

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Just in case anyone doesn’t know about the comic

https://chiefobrienatwork.com/

Mmmm bones. crunch crunch

You forgot about all the racism, that’s very culturally significant to America

‘Wait what is that’ is a bigfin squid, they live in the deep and are hard to find because of that. That’s just a juvenile, that’s why it’s not that big.