I didn’t know that Broadcom’s CEO was named Hawk Tuah.

Oculus VR maker (whatever) and Trump donor/fanboy (okay, you really have a point).

what the hell is that carpet pattern?

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yes, but it isn’t safe from grandma

they probably fucked between supper and breakfast too, but then they slept, so you don’t see the effects on their face

Yes, this is from KC Green, author of the original This Is Fine.

Kinda hard to encode it in /etc/passwd, which separates entries with newlines and fields of an entry with colons.

Of course, you can activate some alternative user database in /etc/nsswitch.conf and then you can have your usernames with newlines in them, but at least half of the tools on your system that process usernames will take that personally…

ps outputs a newline after every entry. What are you trying to accomplish?

Do you have a username that contains a newline character? If so… why?!

Picard: In my defence, I was singing Live Forever.

take a moment to consider your own mortality

I’m pretty glad that I don’t have to keep doing this forever…

He prevented WW3, fulfilling his traditionally masculine role as protector in a way many of us can only dream of. It sucks if that isn’t validation enough of his masculinity for him…

trams are called „Bim“ in the Viennese dialect of Austrian German

Okay, I imagined what it would be like to lick my dingus in winter. What now?

Kafka would have been proud!

(My uncle didn’t die.)

Then why hold a funeral for him?

Those remind me of the emotions produced by Thalasin+, like nage and andric.

Any statewide legislation is sure to hit significant headwinds, because the very idea of regulation runs contrary to many Texans’ political beliefs. “As constitutional conservatives, they have taken our core values and used that against us,” says Demetra Conrad, a city council member in the nearby town of Glen Rose.

Maybe your core values are really stupid…

Another Technical Mistake

Psst, that last word is spelled with an “r”.