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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It’s a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

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Will the golden crane fly again?

Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

Hopefully it’s about defending the city from the trollocks and darkspawn. That was one of my favorite chapters from the books.

Horn Improvement sounds like a fun show.

Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.

Only 6 fingers this time.