Off topic and mild spoilers: this is one of the scenes that show that your choices don’t really matter (just like the coin toss and which pendant you want Elizabeth to wear). Regardless of your decision, the person next to Booker will grab his hand and point out his tattoo.

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

Something I came across after having to have glass removed from my hand: there’s no specific term for a doctor that specializes in hands.

And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

At this point, it’s just easier to assume that anytime you see four panels in a 2x2 box, it’s loss.

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine keeps its pricks on the outside.

What baffles me is that no one who supports this stupid ass idea realizes that having part of your new state be separated from the rest of it by a FUCKING MOUNTAIN RANGE that IS REGULARLY CLOSED DUE TO SNOW IN THE WINTER would be an administrative nightmare.

Edit for grammatical clarity.

🎶I write songs for the people who do🎶 🎶Jobs in the towns that I’d never move to🎶