Prestron

“Sorry, you dialed Department Of. What you need is Department If. Happens all the time.”

That reminds me that my local library has WiFi hot spots you can check out for a week at a time. Sounds really helpful for someone who needs the internet for work, and can’t easily get to the library every day.

Use my pen knife my good man!

Oh God… Being a non-mormon from Utah, and having just read Lord of the Rings for the first time recently, Minas Mormon fucking kills me.

I felt like my Baratza Encore was expensive at the time, but after using it daily for a few years I feel like it was totally worth it. If you can afford nice things, they perform well and last a long time, then get the nice things.

For a video featuring so much of his disgust I was kind of hoping it was nothing but slurps. Maybe next time.

There are many reasons to leave. Can I also just say the number of advertisements designed to imitate user submitted content really got under my skin. I’m not even talking about onlyfans accounts posting in various subs, but actual “promoted” advertisements that used common memes or are made to look like someone took a screenshot and reposted it. Not sure how many people noticed these. This kind of deceptive advertising angers me and I blame Reddit as much as the advertiser because they take the money and serve up this garbage.

May you live long and be a celebrated pooper.