I keep buying cheap toaster ovens. I keep paying the price for it. At least I know my smoke alarms work

I think musk would probably have an issue with the erasure of people’s data. America is a zoo with no cages.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can’t imagine what it’s like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us “no”. It’s a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.

I’m actually glad for that. I thought he was free climbing and it made me nervous.

Up to 24 people are sympathetic. You will find a lot of people that will (correctly) say “you’re young. Just enjoy your time you don’t need to worry about where you’re headed. It will come to you”. Wait until next year. 25 is when that changes to “what the fuck are you doing with your life”. Basically what I’m saying is you’re not old. Until next year.

My long term girlfriend cheated on me. It was bad, I’m going to let her move on and not go into details. I couldn’t sleep in the bed we shared for months. When i tried (after months) I kept waking up terrified because she wasn’t in bed and I didn’t know where she was. It didn’t take long to remember but most of the time I wouldn’t sleep for a few days after and I felt like I wanted to puke most of the time. Couldn’t eat either. Hit the bottle hard. It’s a bit better but I wouldn’t wish these feelings on my worst enemy.

…again.

So that’s where the insane budget for her “documentary” came from. $40 million. For a documentary about Milania Trump. Utter bullshit.

I was under the impression that they film a great deal of movies in Canada because it costs far less than filming anywhere else. We also have places that look very modern while maintaining very gothic cities and all of the land in between that could be filmed to look like many places abroad. So he’s costing the film industry the savings that they have gotten used to by filming in Canada. Art of the deal.

All of it.

Currently seeing a counselor in my mid 30s to deal with some long undiagnosed issues. Go to the doctor folks.

So we’re just doing “early death” as a cause of death now?

I had a co-worker get a warning once for eating leftover pizza. I’ve seen my mom eat the messiest sandwich and get off with a warning. It really depends on how many kids you have to drop off. No one fucks with a hungry momma bear.

Whenever we watch old home movies all I can think of is the food. You know what it tasted like and in certain cases it’s never been the same. There’s one video of me walking around naked in a cowboy hat (I was 4) at lunch time and all I can think of when I see it is “I want that sandwich, I remember that sandwich”. Anyways, this picture is tasty. It brought back some memories. Clearly.