Candy canes and free showers.

Exactly. They’re abusive assoles. Fuck them. We’re outa there.

Try to find the movie Parents. It’s almost impossible. Eating Raoul too.

He’ll get advertisers just as actual people leave.

Guess InfoWars will begin publishing more factual articles, then.

Kinky is as kinky doesn’t.

Hope she’s into orgasm denial.

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

That will last only until a judge signs a warrant.

It’s a quip, not a manifesto.

They’re not listening to me.

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

This logic doesn’t align with their mass deportation policy.

OS/2 WARP MIGHT BE THE BETTER CHOICE

It’s a one time purchase license, not a subscription. And the software is good.

Until GIMP gets nondestructive adjustment layers, Krita is the closest. And it’s definitely not good enough. But Inkscape is very good. Blender is very good, even it’s broken VSE editor. Though Resolve is amazing and the pro version is ridiculously cheap at $300.

Affinity tools are still good. Until they’re enshittified, still a good deal.

Bbbbut I wuz told China would pay for the wall! And my new Playstation!

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That’s a ‘The Mouse That Roared’ strategy.