Pantsofmagic

This guy RAIDs

He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

You can’t tell me what to do!

If we re-compress the image a few more times it’ll become even more of a zinger!

Are they still storing passwords in plaintext?

Genuinely curious, what are they using to access the Internet? I’m struggling to believe they brought smartphones with them that are universally compatible with the cell networks? Do they have PCs in the barracks and the dudes are just huddled around having the time of their lives?

This happened to me when I received a cell for work. I ended up fully silencing the phone and giving important co-workers my personal number instead. The spam calls have only recently started to slow down… I’ve had the number for 10 years.

It’s often the military’s own flowed down certification requirements that result in significantly higher costs

Sounds like Qualcomm finally got a taste of FAFO

Wouldn’t the fine be in £ at that point?

You missed the part where scammers steal the person’s entire retirement savings

And the constant one-upsmanship to make them more and more ridiculous

Remember when tech companies wanted you talking to your phone for everything out loud. Hey Siri, eat a boiled dick.

I just wishlisted the fuck outta this bitch

That’s how some people found it, but it would disappear when someone would login to investigate.

Hopefully we can develop some non credible footage of this event using a highly credible AI

This guy computers

I think it’s just to stop the prongs from scuffing other things in the same package compartment. Usually you’ll get the cord in a bag or with the plastic but not both. With the cord is in a section of the packaging with other items it keeps them from getting scratched.

Methylchloroisothiazolonone

Maybe he went full retard because he knew he’d need a presidential pardon eventually