They sell that brand at Sam’s Club and possibly at Walmart as well.

Maybe sunshine will help…

Pretty damn far south… How on earth did you guess?

In my town, a sheriff deputy was sworn in and fired later in the same day for stalking and trying to use his position to solicit nude photos from an underage high school student. I think we win the terrible judgement contest.

He is an old, overweight man who eats too many hamberders to last forever.

It is even more terrifying to think he is next in line to be president and Trump appears to be not long for this world.

I get what you’re saying, but I’ve lived my entire life in Florida and I’ve never been a supporter of conservative policies. I didn’t vote for climate change and I’m certainly not in support of of repealing policies to at least slow it down. Me and my family are going to suffer from this just the same. I understand you want to feel the joy at the suffering of climate change deniers, but there’s a lot of people here who don’t deserve what we’re going to get. A lot of us may not have the ability to just leave and go elsewhere and are going to suffer anyway. Unfortunately, the people who most deserve what they get have enough money to escape it and aren’t going to suffer the consequences.

Hell, they’ll elect the antichrist to prove it.

And racists. Don’t forget about the racists.

I always just pictured Santa Clause.

“On, Comet! Ondansetron! On, Donner and Blitzen!”

Eptifabatide. My favorite drug name and people have a hard time with that p to t transition apparently, but it rolls off the tongue for me. Abciximab is another good one, but I’m pretty sure someone just wanted a name to start with ABC.

U S A!!! U S A!!! U S A!!!

Just when I think this rat fucker can’t get any lower, he proves me wrong.

I will allow it.

I hope he stubs his toe after he accidentally cuts his toenails too short… Painfully too short, to the point of bleeding, and he also sprouts a new hemorrhoid because of eating too much pudding with his fingers and not getting enough fiber. Also, maybe a paper cut.

Nope.

He’ll just deny any connection to this guy and his cult members will believe it. Reality, truth, and evidence don’t mean anything to them.

I wish this turd would choke on his banana pudding already.

I still do, but I also had it in the 90’s.

No thank you. I don’t want to see MTG holding up a picture of his dick.