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My cat looked like this when I’d cut onions. He was strongly affected by it and it would look like he was crying.

As of now, Star Citizen has raised $769,261,551. Three quarters of a billion dollars.

And now they say they need to fire the QA department to “laser focus” to meet the deadlines of the release. That’s when you need QA the most. Otherwise that release is going to be a fucking mess.

I call bullshit. This is a money saving decision, which means they’ve blown through their $760 million dollar bank account. Insane.

misleading

Is that what we’re calling “complete and utter bullshit” now?

Yeah maybe he’ll Epstein himself.

We need more people like Luigi to add excitement back into their lives!

Is it just me or does Musk look more like Trump in that picture? The downturned mouth, squinty eyes, bullshit hair, but mostly the mouth looking like he’s sucking on a lemon-flavoured dick.

I know they say owners and their pets start looking alike, but it’s actually happening here.

In Canadian it’s DNeh?

the onice is on her

“onus”

People are dumb enough to try building underground in Florida

What’s the hardest part of your job?

Showing up.

Either we reduce our population in a controlled way, or nature is going to do it in a brutal one through famine, drought, and disease.

CEOs are quaking in their multi-million dollar homes with round-the-clock hired security! They’re terrorized!

Time to buy stock in Uhaul. Looks like it’s moving time for 56 priests.

I just had a conversation with someone about this on Lemmy a few days ago. His response was to call the choice “modern identity politics” and then back up his point by saying he always chose the female choice in games if he could. As if he did it from any belief that women are strong and capable and didn’t just want to see a woman on his screen. And the comment reeks of “I’m not racist! I have a black friend!” vibes.

Anyway he ended up saying Lemmy was just like Reddit and… oh, now he’s in a different thread aggravating people and saying the same thing that Lemmy is intolerant.

Maybe masturbate from time to time.

Now I don’t have time for tasks.

Me too, but I’m still not gonna do it.

And what I really love is how if I get to this page a simple back click won’t get me out, I have to pull down the history to go back to the search page because they have a reload loop built in to trap you.

Hi there, thanks for your question.

I’m a volunteer helper answering questions on behalf of Microsoft. I will endeavor to do my best to get to the bottom of your problem. To break free from the reload loop, you’ll need to format your hard drive and install Linux. You’ll still get stuck in loops, because this in no way changes how webpages work, but it will put you one step ahead of all these other poor assholes asking for help on Microsoft Support Forums.

Please mark this reply as helpful so I’ll get more MicroCents so I can one day buy my freedom from the licensing subscriptions I’m forced to pay for so I can keep using stuff I already bought.

C’mon, even we had one of those giant long phone cords so you could answer the phone in the kitchen and stretch it around into the other room so you could talk with your friend without your mom overhearing everything.