If only he had the high ground…

The purity testing is real…😭

Is it… (checks notes) “Twelve parsecs”, perchance?

I think the person you were responding to meant that the execs were not useful (see the parent comment), or at least not as useful to the overall enterprise as their salaries would have lead you to believe, in comparison to a standard developer.

Yes workflow systems are useful. Jira is a bad implementation to a good idea. It might help if they listened to feedback from people who actually used their software to improve it. Tbf they do make some good changes occasionally, like adding dark mode (which isn’t perfect but also it isn’t nothing).

Prior Sprints do not Exist.

There is your active Sprint, there is a huge pile of all tickets that ever were, unable to be sorted by any reasonable metric, and there are the interlinks between tickets. Nothing else exists.

When your Sprint ends, say goodbye for you shall literally never see your helpful comment that you put all those details into again.

Not me.

(I’ve known that all along, since I first laid eyes upon it and it refused to sort by “date”.)

Uh… lower profit margins for the CEOs?

It was the set-up to a joke. Nobody asked who’s there so they did not get to finish.:-(

Ew emacs, yuck 🤢🤮. Try Vim and you’ll never go back.

/s btw (I use Linux, please don’t kill me)

Fine, Hannah Montana it is then.

Tbf, here it is (mostly?) often a joke, whereas… 🤪😳🙃🙄😞😤

Uh, we’ve already genocided some of the bees…

Shudder, so, so Very, deliciously evil!

Don’t be (do ALL the) evil!

Tbf it doesn’t care if people live or die… so long as they refill its supply (it ran out of red ink, it would seem).

Shhhh, some of them are not quite there yet, and we don’t want to be rude to those less evolved than ourselves.

Um… get good, scrub!

(There, is that how you do dwarfing?)