This is a weapon for fighting Freddy Krueger with…

A, B, D, C, E…

Pictures you can hear

Hrm, I dunno… let’s test this theory!? Vigorously and often!

Can someone do this then for humanity? 😯 We may start to struggle ourselves in the coming future…

Unfortunately not all share this assessment 😭

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People REALLY don’t like Pippin, for… “reasons”.😉

“breakfast” = taking a “break” from your “fast” aka “not eating”. So… technically then, every meal is breakfast! 😋 Seconds, thirds, whatever you got!

Naw, sounds like too much too little just the right amount of effort.

Perhaps

That’s okay - there are none that would offer it for this abomination! :-P

I-I-I think I’ve seen this meme before, maybe a dozen, maybe a hundred times? It’s impossible to tell!?

I find it anatomically incorrect.

The stick should go waaaay up in there, rather than him balancing on top of it as shown here.

Unless it’s… both? In which case, absolutely approved!:-)

Are you so certain that you want to know?! 🤪

G-g-glory to you, and your house!

(Runs away screaming in terror)

- literally every inhabitant of the shire

Not “constant” no… more like occasionally it opens and lets it out.

Beautiful! Wonderful!

Anyone not lying on the floor laughing their asses off, shame on you!?

I give it five stars.

(Your bribe is accepted:-)