Once you’re dead you’ve got no problems to cope with. Win win!

Others have addressed some of your other points, but

would you mind inventing a new word either for gender-neutral third-person singular pronoun, or one for what “they” mean to foreign English speakers

We actually have that. Xe / Xem / Xyrs. It isn’t very widely used though, and is generally considered a neo pronoun.

Honestly I don’t really expect it to get mainstream use anytime soon, in part because people are already accused to the singular They / Them / Theirs (except for when a nonbinary person asks to be refered to as such).

I’m guessing they’re talking about the War on Drugs.

I’ve always said that about Texas, but Florida fits pretty well too.

They want more teen pregnancies. Teen pregnancies tend to keep the mother poor, and subsequently the child. That keeps them desperate and more likely to be desperate enough to take shitty, low paying jobs, or potentially even doing slave labor in a for profit prison.

It also puts strain on the rest of the family.

I don’t think so, but I really only know about bird law.

The transfems out there definitely shouldn’t do this with their estrogen either. Definitely not.

Remember, slavery in the US was never abolished, just obfuscated.

Honestly, I’m expecting them to just try and pin it on someone just to save face.

But any CEO of any health insurance corporation absolutely would.

I mostly just wish people would stop posting pictures of him. I don’t want the wrong person to actually recognize him, and get him caught.

I mean, just because the Internet is down doesn’t mean you can’t go buy another hard drive in a brick and mortar store later.

We really should just have a different symbol tho. Maybe we do, I’m not a math wiz, but we certainly don’t have a broadly used one.

To spend time with the people I love.

I think the abstract nature is one of the strengths. If you ask someone a question about military intervention, their pre-existing views towards military intervention will heavily bias their answer.

Yeah but none of this is misandry.

They want you to have children, and they want you to do it before you’re ready. They want you to be barely surviving so you can’t afford to switch jobs or take time off. They want you too powerless to have any leverage over your owner employer.

Is this that Joe Rogan podcast all my least favorite coworkers listen to?

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Assuming no consequences means I won’t die, or catch a disease or something, I’d go back like a hundred million years or so to look at dinosaurs.