I still think about the episode where John walked into his stock trader and randomly bought rights to some kind of seafood (shrimp, I think), explains why, then sells it – at a huge profit. It was this little moment that explained why John could just “do stuff” and didn’t need a job.

Also, it made my hate working forever, but I don’t know enough to not have to. Yet.

… Bourbon??

My universe has just expanded.

This is what I get for not defining my acronyms.

JUSTIN BAILEY
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Original NES Metroid was the second game I ever beat, after Super Mario Bros. 3.

Clearly it’s a Flatypus.

… Belgian style waffle or closer to Eggo? I’d be concerned about the deep pockets of the Belgian (non-Leige) waffles. Do you add any support material or stuffing, or just eggs?

Thank you, I’m planning for next weekend with my kid. =)

People are still reading The Celestine Prophecy?

I have just ordered a Brother ADS 1700W. You’ve convinced me!

Since I have this exact problem and need… I went looking. By any chance did you mean the Brother ADS 1700W? If I’m going to take recommendations from strangers on the internet, I want to be sure I get it right. =)

The Master and the… MARGARITA??

Edit: Bought.

Every time I have to confiscate the book my kid is reading after lights out I feel like an adult.

The rest of the time… fuck no.

(They get it back in the morning – I’m not a monster!)

Wow. I’m sure this is completely unrelated to Washington state’s proposed capital gains tax.

The only features I appreciated were “free” and “can import data from (almost) everywhere.”

I’m willing to give up the former, but I’d really miss the latter - I use Mint mostly to track spending.

I’ve ridden those donkeys!

I had a lot of trouble finding a SIM card at the top of the hill, though.

On the plus side, they feel fictional because they’re completely made up.