There is no data suggesting that the Titanic (known for its first class service) did not issue formal hats to it’s live lobsters. It is however known that the Titanic did not source it’s lobster from Mexico (the bandito style hats seen in the gif) and probably had a mix of European and American lobster aboard.

As it was a first class service it can be expected that the lobsters were given top hats to along with their tails.

Unfortunately…

While some lobsters can live down to 700 meters (2300 feet). The Titanic lies 3800 meters (12500 feet) underwater.

There would also be a problem with the cold of the region of water. The temps at the depth of the Titanic are too cold for them to survive.

Lobsters on the Titanic probably had their claws bound. As you can usually see this in markets stores where modern live lobsters have their claws wrapped with rubber bands. So even if they were to survive the crushing depths, and bitter cold, they would have starved or become food for other predators. This sadly would have precluded them from shooting off revolvers while they danced.

But they are still there, in that wall. I’m not worried about a Tell-Tale Heart scenario, It’s all about hating that wall every time you walk by.

Beam then into the warp reactor. Instant ionization. Problem solved.

Superman is a dick.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Website/Superdickery

Reminded me of Fantastic Planet 1973

Technically not hair.

Hoyvin-glavin! A fun fact, before his first appearance on The Simpsons Profesor Frink had spent a short time working as a character for hire. This is from one of his early appearances in The Far Side.

Ameglian_Major_Cow

the Cow was the Dish of the Day at Milliways, which arrived when Zaphod Beeblebrox (accompanied by Arthur, Ford, and Trillian) requested to ‘meet the meat’. It was described as a large dairy animal, a “large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type.” It was said to have large watery eyes, as well as small horns and what might have been an ingratiating smile on its lips. The creature seems peaceful and at ease, and at one point is described to have “mooed.”

The creature offers Zaphod and his party his shoulder, braised in a white wine sauce, then goes on to offer other parts of its body, having worked hard to fatten itself up through force-feeding itself for months. Eventually, after Arthur and Trillian have expressed their shock and Ford has expressed his disinterest, Zaphod requests four rare steaks and the Dish of the Day goes off to shoot himself, telling Arthur not to worry, as he says “I’ll be very humane.”[1]

Honestly that’s what happens when you try to date Dru

So Picard went rogue, but what of the other 1,000 (possibly up to 6,000) other crew members (not to mention civilian family members and passengers)? They just went along with being pirates or Picard just dumped them off on some random planet/moon? I feel that there wouldn’t be enough pro-pirate crew/officers to pull this off. There is so much Federation/Starfleet loyalty that I don’t feel he would be able to round up enough people to keep the ship staffed (if Geordi decided not to join up and automate the ship). Active resistance from within the the ship by officers/crew/family members/passengers would eventually stop Picard dead in space.

Awww, don’t be sad, my parents are paying and their incredibly rich.

Tidal uses FLAC codec which is vastly superior to YTM’s AAC. YTM takes the lead in quantity of content with all sorts of remixes and other music being uploaded daily. I would say it will all depend on what kind of equipment you are going to use to listen to the music on and if it will allow you to hear the difference in the two services offerings.

WE APOLOGISE AGAIN FOR THE FAULT IN THE SUBTITLES. THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED, HAVE BEEN SACKED.

Harkonnen Jerky™

You don’t have to imagine it at all!

https://youtu.be/NerRvnnm29w

Cassandra was “The Last Human” in the year 5,000,000,000. She was a villain that had claimed to be the last pure human. There’s a lot of lore about her. She was trying to be as thin as possible, which meant her face was stretched on a frame. It is very very very weird. Her catch phrase was “Moisturize me!” as she could dry out easily and die.

https://youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4

This was from ST; TNG Devil’s Due S04 E13.

Dramatic amounts of caffeine and sugar is nothing. Long ago when I was in my 20s and 30s I was told that it seemed to have the opposite effect and calm me down.