Now there’s a pay ~$5 extra option to have your order delivered first. I doubt that goes to the driver. I tip pretty well when I do order but I’ve been getting barely warm food for awhile. Once I did tip less and just pay the $5 fee to get my food faster. Just more enshittifaction.

That was also bizarre.

No! It was one of the most normal experiences of your life!

One of my favorite scenes that I saw David Spade in was in Grandma’s Boy. The main group ended up going to a vegan restaurant and when they realize it, they made jokes about it to the waiter (David Spade). Then the waiter goes off on the group.

https://youtu.be/tztMIh-sUqQ

My guess is they are referring to the christian book series about the rapture. Some movies got made out of them. At least one was starring Kirk Cameron

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind

There are dozens of us

I don’t. I use a piece of toilet paper to get any extra piss off my dick. If you have extra in the urethra then shake it out more.

I’m glad you think about my fuzzy penis shape

Did you know Adam?

Confirmed. Mushrooms are metal

Wyld Stallyns day

A day to remember that we must first be excellent to each other then we can party on, dude.

Tool for their Lateralus tour

NiN for their Year Zero tour

Both were in stadiums and kicked ass. I still think about them.

I would also give a nod to Dog Fashion Disco for a club show I saw them in. Great show. They played a video of someone with no arms and legs getting reading for the day. Like brushing their teeth just using their mouth and nubs. Very odd but entrancing. They also jumped on a trampoline.

In other news, water is wet.

Was it the Book It club that let you read books for some Pizza Hut pizza? X-Men also had a promotion there. I got one of the cups.

That was exactly what the answer was!

I totally remember that episode. Snick was my shit.

Also, from the same episode. How far can you walk into a forest?

I never found any in the woods, but I did find some underneath the bathroom sink at my uncle’s house.

You mean switch the channel back and forth until it becomes unscrambled for a second. Then press the button or button combo on the remote in order to keep the unscrambled feed going. Then hit record on the vcr so you can tape over your least favorite cartoon tape.

It used to take prep work to get porn as a teen.

she is almost entirely nude in most of the ads

That will stop people from looking it up.

My wife worked with a guy from Korea and when he got upset at work he would say ‘I go to mad!’

We randomly say that when we get upset. It’s a more fun way of expressing your anger.