Sadly they sell many. They sell them in batches like twice a year and they sell out in seconds.

I get its a joke but disani is a vendor product that gets stocked more often in smaller quantities when they stock the soda.

Also its disgusting water.

And wriggling!

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

It was a good attempt.

Here is a sad face…

Earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the super cluster in the middle of the galaxy. The galaxy is flying off into space being pulled on by other galaxies. The earth will never occupy the same expect space if you factor in all the movements. If you were holding the hand of your loved one and the two of you died withing a thenth of a second apart you would not be able to see them by the time difference at those speeds.

Though its all relative how you want to measure and what you want to measure.

PepperoniNipple.SurprisedPikachuFace

Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.

Most countries that do this send an itemized tax bill showing how everything adds up and you are given time to dispute it before paying.

This is the only one i cant figure out.

The show was good and cancelled way to early. The books are phenomenal.

Kid napping

What does a child sleeping and Charles Augustus Lindbergh have in common.

I cant be bothered to look at Instagram so best wishes and see you on the flip side.

Because uprooting their life to prove a random stranger wrong would be a figuratively bigger disaster than the event in reference.

What about all the other bad words…

How can women be real if our eyes aren’t!

Fuck the book its all about the animated hobbit!