It’s a much darker version of the Parks and Rec episode Sex Education. I hope this DoH has a Leslie Knope…

Mmm that’s a spicy macaroni! 🤌

You won’t know that till you put yourself out there. Believe in yourself!

I mean, that’s what the election was literally for. Looks like they got off Scott free for 2-4 years at least.

He recently got over that the earth is not flat

jfk, my comrade in crisis, you have the patience of a saint.

Yay teamwork!

🐑🐑🐑

let’s just not have doctors

Why not? Bunch of liberal elites anyway. Probably Jewish or turning kids trans or something too.

Instead, for a small monthly donation, Pastor Jim can write you a prescription for Jesus! If that doesn’t work, you were a sinner anyway and God wanted you dead. Perfect system, praise be, onwards to greatness America! /S

Is a timber frame house from back then the same as one built post 1950 though? Some Q’s:

• Have materials/practices decreased in quality?
• Has there been a shift from a sense of pride in craft and duty to build well towards cutting corners and saving $?
• Has the density and properties of wood changed as we use smaller trees grown more quickly in monocultures compared to old-growth harvested lumber of pre 1900s?

Fitting, because you know what Queens do? They slay.

Casualties are to be expected.

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Seems too good to be true. Like you’re about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

Ugh, the AI generated video is so off-putting. Extra fingers sprouting, teeth or beaks appearing in smiley faces. Lovecraftian horrors abound…

Don’t look away. RIP Phillip.

User name checks out

Every time I am reminded that she was a chemical engineer, I picture Thatcher as a more-demure-yet-viciously-effective Yzma.

Edit: And Mr. “Too Tall To Be A Bus Driver” John Major as a blond Kronk?! Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

Also, a lifetime supply of peanuts to all residents who aren’t allergic 🥜

My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.

Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.