You underestimate how small (and therefore many) atoms are…

Caesar’s Last Breath Theory estimates that roughly one molecule of Caesar’s last breath will appear in your next breath.

I believe that theory doesn’t take into account the breakdown and reforming of molecules into component atoms over time, but still…

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Into the vampire’s bloodstream? That’s why they’re always so pale, they crave that transfusion…

It’s not calling them weirdos in their eyes, because they really do just see “#metoo” and (without understanding what it implies) they immediately register it as “godless liberal nonsense”. It may look like unmistakable exaggerated sarcasm to you, but if you visit any of the places where they talk, the way you wrote is exactly what they sound like, except without any sarcasm.

Also, the hash symbol marks text as a header and it looks like this on my app:

Did you succeed?

At least don’t use super giant letters and make it a little more obvious you’re trying to mock the weirdos, not rally them.

Back in my day we had to wait a whole fortnight for our enemies to ride up on a donkey and insult our onion harvest!

Or a space key.

But you get two Fn keys next to each other, so it’s got that going for it.

We truly are lost…

I think he says “watch this!” before he jumps.

“Behind an able man there are always other able men.”

It’s a Chinese proverb akin to the"shoulders of giants" idea.

There is no such thing as a pineapple tree. That’s an AI image.

Pineapples grow in an even more ridiculous way.

That was magnificent…

They’re made that way so you don’t accidentally connect a gas cylinder to a water line.

In the “Fantasy” section.

Yes, I imagine they’d use the Arrow 3, and the US Navy could probably help out with SM3s if they were instructed to intervene.

I thought the “18” was a typo, but the Royal Navy really did put the heaviest gun they ever fielded on a carrier.

They’re saying ballistic missiles, not cruise missiles though. Those are too fast and too vertical to be intercepted with aircraft.

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Yeah, I mean getting the parents to sign an explicit contract and taking a photo of them signing… They were aiming to do the right thing.