It was probably in the pre-nup lol

I’m tired of Dad jokes like this.

Yeah,.I named my tapeworm Jerry

“This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”

I thought they were the authorities!

Yeah, I hate that Jeff Bezels guy too!

"Look, you people just aren’t as smart as I am. Whatever I think is right, and the best thing to do. All the smart people agree with me.

So, it’s best if we just do what I want.

I’m glad you understand it now, and that this is finally settled."

“So much winning!”

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Bro, nothing riles me up like fake math!

As if x and y can be a number !

🤣

I did see one podcast recently (so could equally be BS) that suggested one of the things that could make the AI bubble pop, and take the stock market with it, was if one of the big IPOs wasn’t successful.

Eg, if Anthropic’s IPO was undersubscribed.

I’m dubious that would happen, because greed, but will be interested to see how it plays out.

Everyone calm down. There’s enough love in the world for all the different types of particles.

I still have a theory that they never really got rid of Clippy. They turned it into a black ops project, and then years later, surprise!

It’s CoPilot!

I am shocked. Absolutely shocked…

…that it’s only 11.

“Mind if I have some of your tasty Romulan Ale to wash this down with?”

What is the cost of lies?

About 3.6 Roentgen

“What, and ze English too?”

“Err, well, they were for a little while, but then decided to pull out”

“Eh! I tell you, you can depend on ze English to do something stupid. Perhaps one day they will come to their senses!”

So, just out of interest.

How many times did you move from Chicago to NW Florida?

Hello friend, I am building a new bead factory in Taiwan.

Just give lend me your money and I will give you beads in the future sometime.