

Sorry, I’ve run out of words. Just typing this is using up the few remaining words I have. I would explain more, but there really are no more words available to me. Sorry.
Mostly made of meat.


Sorry, I’ve run out of words. Just typing this is using up the few remaining words I have. I would explain more, but there really are no more words available to me. Sorry.


I’ve got one word for you: Brexit.


Start drinking good beer. Cook some nice meals. Don’t be afraid to treat yourself to nice things.


Could always eat a bit less of it. It’s not compulsory.


I’d rather the human race has a moment of clarity and stops speed-running ecological suicide, and I’ll continue to try to stop it as best I can. But yes, it is a comforting thought, strangely.


It doesn’t matter. The earth will survive and life will heal once humans have killed themselves off. I’m in a cheery mood today.


This goes so far off the scale of hypocrisy and lack of self awareness that I’m actually quite impressed. These fuckers just keep going lower.


He is literally a Nazi. This was just over a year ago:
https://www.newsweek.com/kanye-west-proclaims-hes-nazi-praises-hitler-x-rant-2027943
It’ll take more than an apology to make up for that shit.


The whole fucking article is just euphemisms.


Making shit up, but with extra steps.


Stop buying your whisky from dodgy people round the back of stables.


Die, you horrible fucker.


Capitalism! Fuck yeah!


Trump is a Russian asset.


So presumably a single cupf is the equivalent of 0.075g of whole-egg miyoBiuiK.


It makes Trump’s little mushroom penis hard.


Nuclear bombs, landing on the moon, for two.


He is a disgrace to the noble tradition of the FIFA peace prize.


Tapeworm. Nothing to do but just hang there and eat the food that someone else finds for me. That’s the life for me.
Oh hang on, I’ve found some under the couch. Brexit, when the UK left the European Union, was a pointless act of economic, social, and security self -harm, with even the most ardent proponents ultimately admitting that it would take years to just get back to where we started. The negative effects are still being felt 10 years later and the country is still divided about it. Despite all this, the ringleader and his political party has a reasonable chance of actually becoming government, showing just how fucking stupid people here are.