Так ОП добавил же перевод.

After Hours, Good Time

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

It’s mediocre at best, but it takes less energy to see what’s next than to end it, so I keep going

Completely different things. 'Muricans captured that land in a fair fight, so it’s theirs now by the right of conquest.

Also known as the entirety of Sunday

Ackchually, the law requires them to admit they’re a spy if you ask them specifically

The album was 100% worth the wait

It’s from Crime and Punishment tho