From Obama’s 2011 SotU Address: “The Interior Department is in charge of salmon while they’re in fresh water, but the Commerce Department handles them in when they’re in saltwater. And I hear it gets even more complicated once they’re smoked.”

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Ah man, and I like red hats. Not MAGA, but just a nice fitted red hat. Another reason to not like the cult of 45.

Man, even the Trump “I did this” stickers will be too expensive

The gas Giants are huge, like really really huge. Jupiter and Saturn have more than that. The rings from Saturn are probably from moons, but not necessarily colliding, but getting close enough to the planet to reach the Roche Limit.

Gwynne runs the show at SpaceX, and frankly, she’s fucking awesome at her job. The CEO is a blowhard, but Gwynne is calling the shots day to day.

I may be wrong, but I think he’s an “adjudicated rapist” because it was a civil matter. Correct me if I’m wrong though, because I’m just parroting something that I’ve heard.

TIL never trust a work van hauling a ladder that’s never been used.

Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

Also the theme song to the short lived cartoon Mission Hill. Good song, good cartoon 🤙

Not only does it move, but it gets covered by an ad and it has to track your eyeballs on that tile for 5 seconds before it reveals the desktop. That way, you spend a minute watching ads looking for the real desktop.

Dumb or horribly self-loathing. Unfortunately, there are plenty parts of America that help instill that feeling.

I think he’s being so transparent about being opportunistic and using them for their votes that even his smoothed brained base can see it and think it’s okay.

I read: “Biden and deaf dog Teddy got lost in a neighbor’s yard.” I was disappointed, but willing to believe it

Could he not? I’m genuinely interested, because I was under the impression that there wasn’t anything that could force the justices to recuse themselves.

Shocked Pikachu in 3…2…1…

I’m sorry to change topics, but is that place called Creamalot?

I love that he lives nextdoor to Xi Jinping

Hey buddy, I’m from Missouri, and you are 100% correct!

Congratulations Milton!