The own brand stuff in Lidl is excellent

hunted meat

Makes it sound like yous are running about in the woods shooting at packets of mince

Fuckin YouTubers

Here’s a 30 minute video of me waffling about 4 seconds of what you actually wanted to see

Another thing is good quality washing machine cleaner/descaler/degreaser

Use it every year, or every six months in hard water areas. Drastically increases the life of your machine, and it’ll keep washing like it did when it was new

So much better in Scots pronunciation

BAWZOOT MIN

95 fucking dollars a month?!? And you reckon that’s a good deal?

I’d call it Stockholm syndrome but even the Swedish know you’re getting fucked up the ass 😂

I promise you they both taste the same if you’re not a yank! 😂

That’s how they make Jagermeister

Is this an advert?

At the moment I’m very much enjoying Paul Sinha’s Perfect Pub Quiz

What a clever wee dumpling he is

Ha ha oh my god I was listening to an audiobook last week that had fairly obvious product placement in it. They didn’t refer to the vehicle as a car or pickup, it was always an “F250” but I’m not a yank so I thought they were saying “F250 Superdoody” 😂

That’s burrata

hard to beat for most people.

*Utterly irrelevant for most people

Sorted that for you. What the hell is 401k, Roth, medical debt?

I’ve noticed this too with Steam. Sales aren’t nearly as good (also, didn’t we just have one?!?) and “release dates” on decade-old games can be listed as say, two years if there was an update or a slight change

Dunno if it’s Steam themselves or others ‘gaming’ the system, apologies for the pun

Sorry for the delay in replying. I genuinely injured my thumb 😂

After the x-ray, the echograph then being referred to a specialist all in one day, I truly don’t know how I’ll recover from the €55 bill

Oh wait, I just did

I saw “1 comment” and I fuckin KNEW it would be a yank bleating about mUh tRUggEr dIscIpLiNe 😂😂

“The Sloppy Donkey” is definitely appearing on Urban Dictionary soon then?

There’s only one country who thinks like that, and they happen to be the whitest, most prolific terrorists on the planet

Is that the kind that jumps out of aeroplanes?

Just the other day someone left a wine glass on a wall near my house

The hedonism is out of control