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Last time I was at an arcade and I saw someone win one legitimately, they had to take the box to the owner of the place to get the actual prize from the back room. I don’t who ran that machine but you’d have to bring it them. But like the other guy said, they’re rigged as fuck and have a set win rate that only happens after so many attempts, so if you did try and bring it, they’d check the machine, see that it shouldn’t have paid out and would know you cheated immediately. So you would’ve been screwed either way.

But they never said “with”?

So you get the least secret hair cut? What is that like a high and tight?

I’m not planning on buying the book.

https://www.amazon.com/Delay-Deny-Defend-Insurance-Companies/dp/1591843154 No they mean literally literally.

They do say horizontal stripes make you look bulgier.

Ah shit you right, I was thinking the DMG. Well half that then.

A Gameboy color gets at most 30 hours and takes 2 AA batteries. So across 30 million years, you’d need about 16 billion batteries lol

I think so?

Some people include shock and testing as stages.

I’ve put my ira into FNILX. Zero fees and consistently beats 10%

Lmao, the term unaliving is censorship. Tiktok won’t let you say “kill”.

They don’t censor because they’re offended by the words. They censor so platforms like tiktok don’t delete their posts.

The younger generations decided that being offended by swear words is fucking stupid.

…Because they edited it to look that way?

Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.

This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.

Spotify has a playlist called Daily Drive that does exactly that. It creates a playlist of music you like then between songs will play news snippets from the day. It’s pretty cool about half the time.

Sasan Goodarzi is a man, btw.

And pinball is like pachinko for people who suck at pachinko.

Woah, what a weird coincidence, I also have one of those Metal Army pachinko machines, found it at a flea market around here.

And yes, now that I have more than one pachinko machine my house is probably the loudest in the city.