It’s almost like the “services” are designed just for this…

Alchemy Jug

Source: Dungeon Master’s Guide

Wondrous item, uncommon

This ceramic jug appears to be able to hold a gallon of liquid and weighs 12 pounds whether full or empty. Sloshing sounds can be heard from within the jug when it is shaken, even if the jug is empty.

You can use an action and name one liquid from the table below to cause the jug to produce the chosen liquid. Afterward, you can uncork the jug as an action and pour that liquid out, up to 2 gallons per minute. The maximum amount of liquid the jug can produce depends on the liquid you named.

Once the jug starts producing a liquid, it can’t produce a different one, or more of one that has reached its maximum, until the next dawn. Liquid Max Amount Acid 8 ounces Basic poison 1/2 ounce Beer 4 gallons Honey 1 gallon Mayonnaise 2 gallons Oil 1 quart Vinegar 2 gallons Water, fresh 8 gallons Water, salt 12 gallons Wine 1 gallon

Ah come on, that involves reading.

Meanwhile I’m on a Dutch instance and look at all the bs…

It’s always the people the least expect this from…

Me on the left.

I don’t want to be killed off like them?

As a European. Most of the people don’t need a freaking truck. Big or small. In the rare cases you do need to move something, just rent a van. It will save you a lot of gas and money.

Sounds like a planning issue on their side. Where I live, it’s expected that some periods are just less busy because people like to take off those weeks.

If my instance of immich no longer works, I still have my files.

If an encrypted database of blobs crashes, I hope I can recover it.

When I’m self hosting, I know my preference.

Magazines and we read the ingredient list of bottles, like bleech.

If 2017 was a little older than a year, yup. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/viral-pic-optical-illusion-music-17042711 is a result I got when reverse image searching.

Shit, I missed it.

I thought that was final Fantasy vii…

But you have to describe what it is. If only we had universal languages to do that… Oh yeah, it’s code.

So only good things.

I personally use .nexus for my network.

I has a communist once. Not fun.

Wasn’t it because he did it again and again?