oh no! anyway…

2,000 more violations of posse comitatus.

Don’t forget to pack your brown shirts for the deployment, you fucking traitors.

Had me in the first half, NGL

So a majority approves. Fuck this country.

Yup, that too. There is no happy ending.

Literally a violation of posse comitatus. You are a traitor, commander.

If we are non-violent, TACO will just say “They’re violent!” and a majority of this country, including our military, will believe him. Things can only go downhill from here.

Arm yourselves.

No, US citizens need a military that disobeys illegal orders. All of these marines are complicit. Who gives a fuck if they’re sad about it?

Which ignorant fucksticks don’t fear marines being deployed against American citizens?

Ah, right, the fascist ones. They love the idea.

Wow, a WHOLE million? They’re sure to learn their lesson.

/s, just in case.

Tell Mr. Fuckstick to get his own fuckin body wash. Presumably he’s a grown-ass man and can do his own shopping.

Farmers’s Dog, the “gourmet” shit, made our dog piss blood.

Yeah, we’ll stick with the Royal Canin “kibble” that she absolutely loves.

Putin won the cold war. This is what it looks like.

Correct.

I hate Elon as much as any sane person, but who gives a fuck about “allegedly”? Wake me up when there’s an actual story.

haha true

*Brake

Oof, get outta there if you can

I’m sure they have problems like everywhere else, but I would emigrate there in a heartbeat if I could afford it and if they’d let me.

Senator, I know Marathon. I served with Marathon. You are no Marathon.