I was born in the 90s. I’m a grumpy old man

I feel my bones turning to dust reading this.

“It’s just been revoked”

-Luigi

I believe that’s the cherry power up.

Wealthy class traitors should be welcomed with open arms.

Seconding Drinkmate. I replaced my soda stream a while ago and have been very happy.

I bet if he can jump up to the roof he can just skip the whole level.

in nineteen-eighty

Immediately thought I was getting shittymorphed

You’re conflating “at will employment” with “right to work” laws.

Damn Martha and John catching some strays here. Guys, they’re his parents too.

Medium rare with a little bit of butter and thyme.

If they unfortunately find him, jury selection is gonna be super interesting. I would let that guy go with a handshake and a good job.

Green state, currently enjoying some green. It’s not bad at all.

Plot Twist: You get arrested for using counterfeit money, the date on the money is probably invalid in 1980.

Now I’m genuinely curious if a bank would catch it if you tried using cash from the future. If there wasn’t a redesign, do they check serials and stuff if every other security measure is present?

Can we just…give him Florida and have him fuck off? Is that an option?

Dying Light 2 - Been in the mood for some dumb open world fun recently, and I refuse to buy anything from Ubisoft to fill that void. This seems decent and I liked the first one.

I played through Dead Island 2 with a buddy recently, definitely recommend giving that one a shot if you like Dying Light. Haven’t played 2 though.

I was resurrected against my will by a guy named Billy.

Thank you! I just needed someone to check that dudes math, very happy they did.

I haven’t stocked up on toilet paper (yet?) mostly b/c I don’t expect the incoming administration to take this seriously enough to recommend any kind of stay at home guidelines.

I feel obligated to bring up the pleasure that is having a bidet. Added one last time and I will never go back. Totally worth it.

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

I’ve been contemplating becoming a right wing grifter for several years. It’s just too easy.