Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.
Masamune
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That tree is throwing some serious shade.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thiefEnglish
89·1 month agoAn employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.English
4·1 month agoCurrently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
Masamune@piefed.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Sam Bankman-Fried loses bid to appeal against fraud conviction in FTX caseEnglish
6·1 month agoThat’s the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•"Scammers have adapted": Valve confirms that physical Steam Gift Cards are dead. Once the current stocks are sold through, they're done.English
1·1 month agoWord on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!

Masamune@piefed.socialto
pics@lemmy.world•"Ghost Forest," Olympic National Park, WA [OC]. More in comments, shot yesterdayEnglish
8·1 month agoI want to go to there.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Christian man sues employer for forcing him to see a Pride flag on his way into workEnglish
11·1 month agoI will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It WorkedEnglish
12·2 months agoFacebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.
AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.
Sincerely, Grok
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•CO₂ scrubbing microbes discovered in underground laboratoryEnglish
5·2 months agoThe great circle of life.
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
That’s my secret, I’m always 😡
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Fictional "Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology" has infected Google's search AIEnglish
31·2 months agoThis comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let’s see which one makes more sense.
This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You're immortal and sent back to Dec 1945. How do you survive until modern day?English
3·2 months agoHey, are you the guy who “lost” that hard drive full of Bitcoin in the landfill?
About tree fiddy.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I was reaching for a book on my homemade book case when it fell and hit me...English
4·2 months agoTake some carpentry classes to improve yourshelf.
I’m surprised at all the wrong answers in this thread. The correct way to use this door is to shove your arm through a glass pane and go to the hospital.


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